I can be so disgusting. Too

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So people who look clean shaven and smell good are not always as ‘clean’ as they look. Sometimes they can be accidentally digusting :) Like me.

Girls and their army of stuff

It’s always puzzled me how come girls can own so much stuff. Like impossibly MANY? My sis left for Malaysia last week and left me here to rot like 3/4 of her stuff with me. (Same apartment so all she had to do was ‘push’ them to my room’) And she happily boarded the plane and the next thing i know, *shazam* she’s in Sibu.

The longest [insert your item] list

Found this site while surfing torrentspy, this website has a long-ass name and it also has a list of longest ‘almost-everything’ you want to know. Things like longest maggot bath (what is this?), longest mp3, longest yard(NOT the movie), longest sneezing fit, and et cetera et cetera.

Truth about statistics

I’m a bit high now. Not on drugs lar. Or weed. Or on Fanta(u believe this?One of my friend got high on Fanta..lolz)

The sexual meaning of halloween costumes

One more day left to Halloween-31st October. Then i’d see plenty of weird people running around in the streets thinking they are witches or Albus Dumbledore wannabeh going around trick or treating.

A stupid friendster bulletin

The title caught my attention : Engineers once again beat all careers… Engineers are the BEST boy friends!!!!! Wat do u
think? Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduate.

iGod chat.

This is the iGod i had after seeing a lot of people posting about it. Pretty funny, just imagine yourself chatting with God. But he’s damn stupid lar this program. Not smart enough.

Man and woman

Ok, this’ part of the Chris Rock show i watched, and i’m not sure if it’d be funny if i just type it out, but i’d type it out anyway.

The tiger is greater than the rabbit

My fren Rabbit Teck has been arguing with me that everyone should convert to The Rabbit philosophy (basically you need to turn into a rabbit) because then everyone can save the world.

Bless me Father

for i have sinned,

this is my second time eating at KFC in Melbourne. I am truly sorry for the sins i have committed. The following are the sins i have committed today.